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10 minute play scripts pdf1/31/2024 ![]() ![]() SAMMY: So what do you think? Now that you’ve met onea real live whore. GEORGE: Wow! I’ve never met a real hooker before! I mean, I knew some girls in high school who were kind of slutty, you know, but they weren’t professionals. ![]() SAMMY: I’m a whore, asshole! A hooker! I let guys fuck me for money! GEORGE: Well, then you should really try to be a little nicer because SAMMY: Yeah, I’m taking donations for the fucking Women’s League of America! ![]() you’re taking donationsright? I mean, that’s why you want my corner? GEORGE: You know whatyou’re a very rude person! I don’t know what kind of charity would hire a person like you to take donations anyway! You’re. I’ll take that stupid fucking beard and shove it up your fat red ass if I have to! SAMMY: The permit! Let me see the fucking permit! They said if I go anywhere else, I could get arrested! You know, “Help the children have a merry Christmas!” They told me to stay right herethe permit’s only good for this corner. SAMMY: That’s right, asshole! My corner! Get lost! SAMMY: What the fuck do you think you’re doing?! GEORGE: Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! Help the children have a I was just going to ask if you’d like toĬOWBOY: Don’t give me any of that Merry Christmas bullshit!ĬOWBOY: I just lost five hundred bucks at the blackjack table! Five hundred bucks! You know what I could’ve done with five hundred bucks?! GEORGE: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho! Help the children have a merry Christmas! Excuse me, Sirwould you like to CHARACTERS GEORGE COWBOY SAMMY OLD WOMAN ELVIS ![]()
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